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Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and
Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
momatose by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017
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Momatowa 

Momatowa is the FUCKING BOMB. She/He is the most ratchet person you will ever know and will tie you up just to get a sweet piece of that thicker then a snicker ass. They don’t leave any room for fake friends and only gets down with the realist peeps ever. 🤪🤪🤪🤪👿👿👿🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️💀💀💀💀
Person 1: did you see Momatowa at the club last night !?!

Person 2: Yeah! they were workin it on that pole.

Person 3: Did you tap it biiiiiitch!!

Person 2: Nah, Momatowa’s too much for me.
Momatowa by Bratchet2300 January 30, 2019
A made-up word that people claim to be related to the black market and the illuminati.
my favorite theory is mamazon it is related with the Illuminati
mamazon by Aberham Lincon September 8, 2020
A made-up word that people claim to be related to the black market and the illuminati.
my favorite theory is mamazon it is related with the Illuminati
mamazon by Aberham Lincon September 8, 2020
a dimwit (from mOmaOwO/choco ☽)
"YOU MOMAOWO"
momaowo by Choco ☽ May 5, 2021
mOmaOwO - smart person (from choco ☽)
"your such a momaowo! "
momaowo by Choco ☽ May 5, 2021