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Moister Than an Oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.
by MoistMan April 26, 2015
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Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is
Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice
by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017
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Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost
I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!
by Oohliver March 31, 2011
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Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist
I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check
by Danger Zone January 7, 2014
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Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.
I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!
by Aliphatic May 3, 2016
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moisterest

I told you moisterest was a real word
by moistman1717 June 3, 2017
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moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis
Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.
by Confuzem February 24, 2018
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