Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017

Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost

I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!

by Oohliver March 31, 2011

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018