Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell

I’m a mitochondria

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018

Mitochondriaphilia

Sexual attraction to mitochondria The power house of the cell

I heard that person developed mitochondriaphilia from Watching Cells at Work! too much

by Lynch me harder December 10, 2018

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell and the key to getting a job at NASA.

Remember kids, to succeed in life you must know the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by whats.a.pseudonym June 24, 2021

Mitochondria

A science term for the powerhouse (or Mighty Mouse!) of the cell.

Stop standing on my God damn mitochondria glasses!

by MORIAAAA. January 20, 2007

mitochondria

another word for vagina

we need more mitochondria

by pipsqueak April 23, 2008

Michochondrianotisitis

A disease where one finds sexual excitement by rolling around in a pile of debree, usually containing shards of glass, salt, and lemons. The seering pain sends them into an altered state of consciousness and brings about explosive bouts of joy and sexual relief.

Richie suffered from severe Michochondrianotisitis, until he added bee pheremone to his pile and was slowly consumed by a swarm or ravenous half-a-bees.

by Tyson Fudge April 19, 2005

mitochondria

The thing that makes photosynthesis

Tom: "what's the mitochondria?"
Steve: "Not the powerhouse of the cell"

by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020