Misty Moon

When you are eating a girl out from behind and she farts or queefs in your face

I got pink eye when Becky gave me a misty moon.

by Edonk September 14, 2013

messy monkey

a difficult or complicated situation. Something that is going to take a bit of work to resolve. The origin of this phrase is derived from urban monkeys in Southeast Asia who you definitely don't want to have anywhere near your house, as they have been known to break and enter, and trash the premises in no time flat looking for anything edible.

In referring to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, former President George Bush might have comments by saying , "You see here, what we got in the Gulf is whatcha call a messy monkey. It's gonna take a lot of effort to clean it up and it's gonna take some time to get that leak plugged.

by Mutha Jones June 1, 2010

miss moneypenny

M, the leader of MI6's Secretary, Hwom, is secretly in love with james bond, but he rejects her. Has been played by different actors, but none more famous than the unforgettable Lois Maxwell.

James Bond: Good morning Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: Good morning.
Miss Moneypenny: (thinking to herself)..DAMN HES FINE!!!

by ooglyboogly123 October 27, 2005

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

by Matt April 23, 2005

Miss Mouth

Former female rapper turned popular entertainment reporter,event organizer and gossip columnist from central Florida.

Miss Mouth is Florida's most notorious gossip diva.

by Michael Boggins January 15, 2008

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020