Sexual Mishaps Club

An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.

Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.

by Ben-Jamin82 August 31, 2009

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 20, 2018

hulk mishap

hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).

shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.

by baci81 February 10, 2010

Conversation of mishap

A conversation about an issue that someone chaotic starts. The conversation is about an issue.

"Hey man don't dis my conversation of mishap"

by Mat/Mark January 15, 2023

Mishap

A lucky sexual encounter that turns into something “REAL”, SERIOUS and EXTREMELY GROOVY😉

“MISHAP HUSBANDS” are REAL.

Ananya had a “mishap” wid Neil

by biyatch November 30, 2021

Mishap

A lucky sexual encounter that turns into something “REAL”, SERIOUS and EXTREMELY GROOVY😉

“MISHAP HUSBANDS” are REAL.

Ananya had a “mishap” wid Neil

by biyatch November 30, 2021

Mishap Husband

A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.

Neil soon turned into Ananya’s “MISHAP HUSBAND”

by biyatch November 30, 2021