mirotic

A combination of the korean word for “maze/labyrinth” (미로 or miro)and the english work "tic". Title of DBSK's (a korean boyband) fourth album in Korea.

DBSK's Vol.4 - Mirotic

by Shuuan November 2, 2008

ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Mirotic

The name of korean group Dong Bang Shin Ki's 4th album and title song. Miro from Korean/Chinese character for maze and the english suffix -tic. Means that you are under a spell you can't get out from.

Its mirotic.

by Aki22 January 17, 2009

Microwave minute

When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.

Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!

by x addict3d x June 29, 2010

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Miroslav

This man is just on another level of evolution, he has a thick huge fucking cock and he’s the smartest guy on the earth. He can literally do anything he’s like in a creative mode in real life. He’s a definition of a Gigachad and he’s just the most sexy guy you will meet. You’re a very lucky person if you’re a friend with Miroslav.

Someone1: Have you heard of Jesus?

Someone2: Who?
Someone1: he’s like a demo version of Miroslav.
Someone2: ohhhh this guy?

by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck July 29, 2022

microwave

makes random noises at 3AM.

mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021