Microshaft

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

by lore November 13, 2003

Milosh

Milosh is one of my best buds who really just exists.
Unlike other straight white boys who are also discord admins, he has human decency and tries to always better himself. He apologizes when he fucks up, tries cheering others up and when he's online, tries to lighten the mood.
He pretty much makes memes and refrences most of the time, mainly from the spiderman series.
Also he's fucking huge, if you veat sense into him, you'll need to do it to his kneecaps

Cripple that bitch with SENSE

Milosh is just a cool guy

by NikaTheDerp October 28, 2020

Microshite

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

minosh

Sexy cat name that can kill Ryan in a fight

Minosh is a sexy cat name and he could kill ryan in a spar

by Mertthekaka October 24, 2018

Miroslav

the best person i’ve ever met. he is so funny, so passionate and he has a brilliant mind. he is open-minded, friendly and always in a good mood. he reminds me of phil dunphy. you are lucky if you have a boyfriend named Miroslav.

Someone: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Me: Ofc, i met Miroslav few days ago.

by claire dunphy November 22, 2021

Miroslav

Someone who is fun to hang out with, and is very social. Also, could mean friendly or nice.

He seems like a Miroslav to me.

by Frat Dude June 9, 2008

Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.

Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.

by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017