midgetism

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

Mingetainance

The regular occurance of performing oral sex upons ones girlgriend/lover.Tending her lady garden

my garden needs attending to. ok i'll sort out some mingetainance

by AuToPsY852 February 23, 2011

midgetize

to smallen something

My sweater midgetized in the dryer

by TeeeyyaawwwnnneeeCatnip March 7, 2013

midgetmafiaog

A real ass gangster on tiktok with 250k~ followers

Yo have you seen midgetmafiaogs newest video?

Yeah it was so good

by ryan2swag September 27, 2022

Midgetate

To transform into a midget.

I just saw that guy midgetate, it was teh coolest thing evar.

by LazyProbe March 23, 2011

midgetism

midgetism is being extremely short but not having dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a person with dwarfism she’s so cute!”
yara: “silly she doesn’t have dwarfism she has midgetism shes really short but not short enough to have dwarfism”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midgetalia

Midgetalia (n): a normal sized man with an unfortunately tiny genital area, otherwise known as the testicles/dick area.

Midgetalia (n): a midget's dick.

I'm sure you'll find lots of midgetalia in the men's locker room.

In Austin Powers Goldmember, Mini-Me whipped out his midgetalia. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple.

by buster709 July 21, 2010