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Michael Bolton fan

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
by dildo777 April 4, 2023
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Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
by Atom G September 1, 2008
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A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
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Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.
Check out her Michael Boltons!
by SaintMickS March 29, 2019
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