After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.
I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!
by docpyser September 25, 2010
Get the Miracle Wipe mug.Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.
Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?
Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ
Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ
by Longinus Aquarius Secundus IV December 3, 2018
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Get the miracle whip drips mug.Miracle is everything good a man wants a great lover, one who thinks deep, Miracle's wants love,they want to be loved and be happy but they don't know how to go for what they really want.Miracle will a good mother and wife, they want to have fun and they love food and like to travel. Miracle is smart and beautiful.
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Get the Miracle mug.In a math test, when given information about a car traveling a certain distance, and using a certain amount of gasoline, you are shown four graphs and must pick one. One of the wrong answers is the miracle car, which gets more gasoline the further it travels. When a person picks this answer, they feel like a moron when they find out it's wrong.
Person A: "What did you get on the math test"
Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"
Person A: "What question was it?"
Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!
Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"
Person A: "What question was it?"
Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!
by Bassicaly August 7, 2010
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