Metro

Colloquial universal reference to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department (Nevăda), one of the most corrupt pig gangs in the west. Known to racially profile and draw weapons/shoot for no apparent reason. They operate in pairs or convoys and are omnipresent except when you actually need them. Takes hints from nearby LAPD and MiB.

"Wtf Metro just blazed through that red light!"
>"Yeah Krispy Kreme closes in 10."

by pussywarrior February 3, 2013

Metro

In general, a term referring to a metropolitan area of any relatively major size; usu. a metropolitan area significant for being the major city in one's state or region OR for being the city in which one resides or spends the most time.

In South Carolina, "the Metro" refers to Columbia, as it is the largest city in the state and is a popular destination for shopping, entertainment, nightlife, etc. for people all throughout the state.

Dominique: Where you at, son?

Dwayne: I've been down at the Beach, but now I'm headed back to the Metro.

Dominique: Word. You wanna hit up the spot tonight?

by TehGamecok July 11, 2008

Metroness

Pointless drivel, usually offensive.

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"

by Jaded Monkey June 17, 2004

Metro

the transportation services for Houston, TX which gives the hoods of the city its codes
44=Acres Homes 56=Greenspoint 503=Homestead and much more

Metro serves the city good but how about a better rail line.

by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 12, 2003

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 15, 2005

metro

A term ruined by bogans who think wearing a pink shirt makes them metrosexual. You can spot an imposter because their white leather shoes have been scuffed and dirty since about 5 mins after they bought them.

bogan1: Do ya like my new pink polo shirt? It works a treat with the ladies.
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet

by DoctorOfPuppets July 15, 2006

metro

A fuckin funny lookin piece of shit car that if rear ended by a 1977 Crysler Cordoba, the rear end actually becomes the front end.

i gots me a metro, it aint safe but itll do

by Whizerd_ April 10, 2004