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metalhead

A fan of heavy metal, basically. Most metalheads are realtively fun loving people, and don't take themselves too seriously, although live and breathe the music they listen to.

many metalheads will sport long hair, black clothes, band T-shirts, spikes and leather. However, in no way is this needed. Go to a metal concert, and you will see a vast number of people all dressed differently. Denim is also very oftenly sported, but again it is not required.

Metalheads generally also have an interest in the dark arts, although very few actually practise them. Most metalheads are anti-conservative, and despite the belief that they are extremly violent, usually are peaceful and happy people that simply have a rougher idea of what is a "good time" than others, but if someone is uncomfortable with the situation, such as begining to feel distressed in a mosh pit, the metalheads surrounding them will help them out.

Many metalheads have been alienated as children or teenagers, and this has caused them to feel a great amount of sadness or anger, which has been cured by heavy metal. Because of this, most metalheads are accepting people.
Bob the metalhead: A 15-year-old who was picked on at school for a long time, and takes out his frustrations with his music.

Steve the metalhead: A 50-year-old heavy drinker who dresses in pastal colours most if the time and "normal" clothing who likes the smash things.

Brian the metalhead: A 24-year-old family man who doesn't drink. Dresses in black with spikes, and has a few books on the occult.
by TheUglySoldier July 6, 2007
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methhead

A methamphetamine addict (see also "tweeker".) Methamphetamine addiction is usually a hopeless condition, in that chronic abuse of the drug causes irrepairable brain and central nervous system damage, the former leading to lack of impulse control, extreme paranoia, extreme lack of empathy and reasoning power. This is due to the drug's destruction of the limbic system in the brain, a condition which seldom is reversible. Most such addicts are extremely paranoid, exhibit flagrant dishonesty and are criminals in one way or another. Most methheads exhibit single-minded behavior (being "stuck"), usually devoted solely to getting their drug of choice, and will commit crimes against loved ones as easily as against strangers. Self-loathing causes serious self-destructive behavior. Lack of sleep, poor nutrition and poor hygiene ages all methheads far beyond their years and life expectancy is short, usually caused by brain, renal and liver damage. Also a hallmark of the addict is severe cystic acne and rotted teeth. Once a methhead starts "slamming" their drug (using hypodermic syringes, usually .5 ml insulin types) they are generally hopeless, and even with long term rehabilitation, will relapse as bad as before or worse. Sex drive among females becomes nil with heavy use, and they use sex as a weapon, lure or means of income, while males will exhibit an abnormal sexual drive for uncommon or taboo sexual acts, although the ability to get and retain an erection is lost. Loved ones of methheads must learn to dissociate from their victimized friends and keep them away, as property theft is a favorite methhead occupation. Use of expensive surveillance equipment is a must (if they even have a house) and crime to them becomes completely justifiable. The recovery rate among methamphetamine addicts is around 20%; the other 80% remain menaces to society. Almost all have criminal records. Other common synonyms: spinner (usually females), tweeker, thwacker, speed freak.
That methhead bitch gave me HepC, stole my gun and wasn't even a good piece of ass!
by Wacko Magnet March 2, 2009
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metalhead

someone who likes rock/metal and knows how to have fun
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022
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metalhead

People of any race or background, who likes metal in general, there are many types of metal so characterizing metal is what true metal heads won't do, unless faced with a someone saying miley cirus is metal, which she is definitely not. metalheads can or can not wear a jacket, army boots with a band logo. many metalheads choose to wear something else and that does not make them non-metalheads. metalheads usually but dont always wear some black. anyone who is dedicated to metal is a metalhead. metalheads in some-way can relate to the song that they like, so your type of metal is based on who you are, or they may just like the tune, or whatever(just as long as they are dedicated). metalheads are not druggies or drunk mossers. they are actually generally intelligent, even though some may not. they may drink or do drugs but that is on a personal base not a general base of metalheads.
An example of a metal head is someone who is dedicated enough to go to a concert if they can actually make the distance. so just because you live on a island in the middle of the ocean and cant make it to a concert it does not make you a non-metalhead
by xxAaronxx May 20, 2008
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Meathead-Stampeed

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.
Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.
by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007
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Hamilton Meathead

The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.
Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!

Should we tell him?
Nah!
by M. Peaches November 9, 2020
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