Merl

A term used as an insult.
Somewhat like the word jerk.

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go get laid?"
Girl: "No, you're such a merl!"

by Erika Elite Tx March 16, 2008

merl

When a dog or cat is sitting and they raise their hind legs so that their anus is in direct contact with the carpet and then use their front legs to drag their ass around. Sometimes it leaves a stain.

Fido just merled a nasty stripe on your mom's new carpet.

The cat is merling at least a dozen times a day, it may be time to hit it with a shovel.

by mcgillicutty April 4, 2003

Merle

Any Dutch girl who simps for boys.

Look at the girl over there! She's such a Merle.

by Kurt6331 January 11, 2021

merling

To go out like a G like Merle Dixon on the Walking Dead..most epic death ever!!! RIP Merle Dixon

I was surrounded by different enemies playing Call of Duty so i decided to just go merling

by Fat Bitches Martin April 22, 2013

Merled

When something looks almost haggered.

-Dude, that cat is looking haggered.

Na, he still has fight left in him, he is merely merled.

by $ø July 20, 2021

Merle

Name given to boys at birth when their parents feel he wil grow up to fuck sheep

Man whats that noise coming from the sheep barn?
Merle

by Angrydragon009 October 1, 2016

Merle

An older middle-aged woman who works at Target and has a shirt that's obviously too small for her because the split on the side of her work shirt exposes her belly. She is often seen with glasses and yelling at her fellow employees.

Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.

Person 1: "Look at that woman yelling at all the employees! The one with the glasses!"
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."

by Bolladonk-adonk November 29, 2009