Meerkat

The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.

The meerkats are coming!

by tedescotime June 12, 2018

meerkat

Something Gay Guys in Sydney call the people they have interest in...

Gay Guy in Sydney: You so precious my little South African Meerkat

Tourist: Dude i'm not that way inclined

Gay Guy in Sydney: I'll give you my car for one night on the backseat with you

Tourist: Sod off mate, not gonna happen as he turns to his friends and begs to leave

by touristslashy May 23, 2006

Meerkat

A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.

A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them

by Quinnie-Pooh May 9, 2010

meerkatting

the act of sitting at Dolores park, peering around trying to see if you know anyone.

meerkatting - (ie potential exes to hide from, or the roommate of that girl you're trying to bang.)

by mamadon April 10, 2010

Meerkatting

The act of raising oneself up when receiving a lapdance in order to get closer to the action

Yo check Jon out he is totally meerkatting on that bitch

by Louchebag April 6, 2010

Meerkat

orgasm

I made her Meerkat so bad.

by a fag. April 21, 2011

Meerkatting

The alarmed look that one gives when they hear the words "quiz", "exam", or "grade"--it resembles a meerkat being on alert for predators.

"Dude, she was totally meerkatting when she heard me talk about the radiology grades being posted...even though she was eavesdropping while I was enjoying my Chicken Enchilada soup!"

by ALmeatball February 12, 2013