Meat whistle tuner

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009

meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.

"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."

by AquaX December 24, 2007

Hungarian meat whistle

Another word used to describe an uncircumcised penis.

"Yo, check out that dudes Hungarian meat whistle!"

by Flying high ryan October 4, 2008

Vegan meat whistle

When a person makes another person suck on a dildo...the "meat free" alternative to sucking on a mans penis.

Whoa! dude my gf gave me the best vegan meat whistle ever last night YUM!

by noname12395 May 2, 2011

meat whistle

the chad, the skin flute, the man with a plan

the tastiest meat whistle can be found at www.myspace.com/thechad_83

by attakki March 16, 2009

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025