meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.
Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.
by 572 October 24, 2007
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o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!
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oooh look at that twat what a meat head!
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Meat head

A man who is proud of his size and muscles.

These people usually invest a lot of time and money on their physical enhancements rather than expanding mental abilities.

Meat head's psychology is base on masculinity and intimidation.

Meat heads in general drive:
- V8 such as Trucks and Muscle Car (AMERICAN ONLY)

Meat heads in general shop base on:
- Size and Shape

Meat heads work in fields of construction such as housing, rail and road maintenance, or sport/fitness trainers in civilian or military sector.

Meat heads are mostly after blond chick who are physically relatively small and light.



1)A person who is driving a heavy duty truck most likely can be categorized as a meat head since:

He is driving the truck for reasons related to work or for masculinity.

If former is the case, ie he is driving the truck for work purposes, then he must be working in a job which requires lots of muscle and not much of brain use. For instance jobs such as construction and etc.

If the latter is the case, ie he is driving the truck to show his masculinity, then he is all about muscles and intimidation.

Both cases lead to the same conclusion that the driver is a meat head.

In terms of probability, it can be said that most of meat heads can be spotted base on their vehicle that they are driving.

other examples:

2) Meat head's BBQ is not just any type of BBQ. The Meat Head's BBQ has to be big and masculine. You can spot a Meat Head by looking at his BBQ.

3) Meat heads wear muscle shirts to show their muscles. Meat heads use tattoos to attract more attention.




by Meat head pyschologist April 29, 2009
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They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.
Meat Heads think they know it all.
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An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.
Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.
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A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.
-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."
by PirateBird March 17, 2009
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