Straight Kicks McGradles

verb; To relax and kick back even hard that one who is straight kicks.

Dude, I just ate so much queso and pot. It's gonna be straight kicks McGradles tonight for me.

by MLWoo June 2, 2008

Douche Mcgriddle

One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.

Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005

McGriddle

Nick name for someone who was once in shape but gained a bunch of weight and is now obese

-Hey why is everyone calling Ryan "McGriddle?"

-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.

by tallboone October 7, 2009

McGrinder

Name or irish origin known to mean 'shagger of the night'.

If you can't find her, Gavin McGrinder

by Your man from down the road February 11, 2020

Mcgriddles

a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population

Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.

by McFlurry December 3, 2003

greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023

mcgriddles

Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.

Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!

by Casey Muratori April 18, 2006