Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 February 17, 2016

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynarding

The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.

"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"

by Wonktaht July 11, 2014

Maynard

A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person

Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.

by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012

Maynard

Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.

A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.

by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021

Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon April 15, 2009