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Lauren Mayberry

Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.
"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.
by angelisme August 27, 2021
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ash mayer

a boy who is 12 or 13 who drinks alchohol and smokes weed
"damn that cunts an ash mayer"
"fucking ash mayer cunt"
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John Mayer

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won't fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why

*chorus*
Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said "run as fast as you can"
*chorus*
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home.
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known, you should've known
Don't you think I was too young? You should've known
swiftie: ughhh john mayer’s a dick
other swiftie: yess 100% omg
swiftie:let’s get married
other swiftie: OK BUTCH LEGGO
by inlovewitharianagrande July 17, 2021
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mayberry

A small town that doesn't have that big city element, it can be suburbia, or is predominantly white, with low crime rates.
Mayberry was a fictional small town that was featured in "The Andy Griffith Show" where almost all the residents are white with little or no minorities.

Believe it or not, there were few blacks on the show, but they were mainly extras.

If you don't believe me, go to the website: www.bookguy.com/Mayberry/BlacksInMayberry.htm

There was an African American actor by the name of Rockne Tarkington who made an appearance on the Andy Griffith Show episode titled "Opie's Piano Lesson" and he plays Flip Conroy.

There are a few examples of Mayberry cities as far as I know. You will find a number of them in New England, most towns in the Pacific Northwest and throughout the United States.

The Mayberries of California as far as I know are Lodi, Ripon, Escalon, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Tehachapi, Mojave, Needles, some cities in the San Joaquin Valley and much of the Sacramento Valley.
by Mayberry resident August 18, 2008
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Mayer

A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.
Damn I wish I was a Mayer....
by Bonesaws November 24, 2009
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Raistlin Majere

Master of Past and Present. 30 Years old, White hair, hourglass shaped pupils, gold skin. Very frail. A tragic Hero in the world of Krynn. (Dragonlance Novels) Cocky, Selfish, smart, intellegent. Twin Brother to Caramon Majere. Owner of the staff of Magius. Dalamar's Shalafi ( Master)
Raistlin was believed to me the most powerful Archmagus.
Raistlin was the youngest to take the test in the Tower of High Sworcery and pass. With the Help of Evil Lich Fistandantilus ( Whom Raistlin later defeated and devoured in life force). Raistlin became a worshiper of the Red Robes ( Lunitari) and became one of the heros of the lance. He later accepted the Black Robes with a deal he made with Fist and began his quest to dethrown the God Tahkisis. His plans changed when his twin brother was blasted into the future and saw the world and it's remains IF Raistlin succeeded. He then traveled back to the Abyss where Raistlin and the Cleric Crysania was and for warned Raistlin of what he saw. Raistlin, not wanting the fate that his brother had seen, sacrificed himself to the Dark Queen in the Abyss and the Portal was closed. In the Abyss, Raistlin was killed and then brought back to life every day by the Dark Queen for torture. Paladine granted Raistlin Peace and allowed his soul to rest because of his final good deed.. Years past and Caramon's son was Palin was scheduled to take the test in the towers where Dalamar ( Raistlin's apprentice and a spy for the conclave) summoned what he thought was an illusion of Raistlin only Raistlin has summoned himself.
He assisted his nephew in the War and later he finally left Krynn with the other Gods. He returned again for the final time to help the God's locate Krynn after Tahkesis hid the world. He was finally admitted into the River of Souls with his Twin Caramon Majere
The Raistlin Majere Chronicles.
The soulforge.

Dragons of the hourglass Mage-Raistlim Majere
by Master of Past and Present March 20, 2009
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Mayjem

This word is commonly used throughout the RedNeck community. It's simple meaning is for a single Marlboro medium cigarette or a pack of Marlboro medium's "Mayjem."
Eeeey brosef, can I get me one of dem "Mayjem's."
by Jimbo Slice12 January 6, 2010
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