myatatumtosis

The state of uncontrollably laughing for long periods of time over jokes or stupid things that really aren't that funny

Why are you laughing so much at my corny joke?
I'm sorry, I have myatatumtosis.

by LEEDLE DERP December 16, 2014

Mayada

A beautiful woman, with an amazing personality. She is the boss! has beautiful hair like a mermaid
and DO NOT ever disrespect her, cuz she will literally slap u with her shoe.

WOW THAT MAYADA IS FUCKING AMAZING!

by ibym May 21, 2018

Mayara

1. a brazilian bombshell
2. usually brunette
3. a sweetheart
4. has a BAD attitude/temper at times
5. usually has curly hair but can be straight
6. doesn't care what people think about her
7. loves their brazilian food with some guarana
8. 1 of a kind girl

"Hey Mike did you see her?"
"Yea Joe, she was hott."
"Yea dude she's a Mayara."

by HiHayta August 7, 2009

MAGAtard

Derogatory term used by Liberals used for calling out egregious examples of Conservative stupidity

"THE COVID-19 VACCINE IS UNSAFE, BUT COVID IS NOT A THREAT!"

"Shut up, MAGAtard! You're such an idiot."

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 9, 2022

Mayasa

The prettiest Arabian girl you can find, also a lazy ass but sexy as well
A sensitive an d beautiful women who never forgets about the people she loves/loved

Why’s everyone running after Mayasa? Is she that pretty?

by hotterthanhellll November 29, 2019

maytag

prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.

"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."

by poutsos July 15, 2005

Mayada

She is a divine creation of Allah, an oasis for her lover's heart. A being that graces humanity once in every few centuries. The purity of her heart and soul transcends ordinary bounds, illuminating her visage with an ethereal beauty. A single glimpse of the light upon her face bewitches the beholder, compelling an eternal gaze. Such is her unwavering faith that no temptation can Sway her noble spirit. Her profound Taqwa, a testament to her love for the Most High, envelops all in her presence with a profound sense of reverence. Should you ever be fortunate enough to encounter such a woman, know that you have discovered a woman of Jannah.

If you are reading this Mayada, marry me?

by guinegal May 18, 2023