May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

May 18

The day that harry styles dropped the fucking watermelon sugar music video.

Oh my god its already may 18? We gotta celebrate the WSMV anniversary!

by Tpwk ppl May 17, 2020

May 18

May 18 is national fuck your bitch day

Boy 1:Hey josh it’s may 18, go fuck your bitch

Boy 2:Ok!

by Qfzx November 9, 2020

May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 17, 2022

May 18

if you were born on this day you are a very lucky person!
Most people born on this day have very kind, A little annoying, and gold heart

Person 1 : Wow there so nice!
Person 2 : idk there kinda annoying

Person 3 : well, they were born on may 18!

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023