Matzah

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

by Nesbit January 3, 2008

mataburro

a metalic excessory or utencil put on the from of a car (usualy a MERU) used to ram shit really hard. the literal translation is DONKEY KILLER

man i was so drunk yesterday that i crashed my car.

DID U GET HURT!?

no, i had my mataburro, i killed a donkey though.

by scribbles-maggibbles January 24, 2009

Matlab and Chill

When a female engineer is so desperate for help on Matlab that she resorts to having sex with sex-deprived nerds. Similar to Netflix and Chill, but typically occurs among engineering students who seek a mutually beneficial relationship.

Male nerd: "I am going to finish my Matlab homework tonight."
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"

by Penny Mcnickels February 7, 2017

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011

mateable

If a person is mateable then they are aesthetically pleasing and biologically acceptable to be a mate and/ or they are as sexy as Kieran Milne

Girl: he is so mateable cause he's sexy

by Kiv October 20, 2013

Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

by thaHNIC February 23, 2009