Matheesha

Matheesha is basically a god in his mortal form, he is amazing at almost anything, he runs faster than a gazelle, has untouchable dance moves, and is irresistible to women. Has a weakness for curry dishes and will utilise spicy sauces not only on foods but to defeat his enemies

Wow, did you beat up 10 guys by yourself? You’re a real Matheesha

by IsaacIsWrong101 September 9, 2020

Athletes Puss

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..

"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"

by Guytano B April 8, 2008

Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

Im sore...and I miss the wife. I'm going home for some Athletes Rest .

by Strizalkouski January 20, 2009

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003