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Masturbation Station 

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
Masturbation Station by D-Smoov December 9, 2008

masturbation story 

maybe you’ll get horny from this ;)

It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
This part of the masturbation story I won’t finish, because I’m evil

Masturbation Shame 

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome 

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.

The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.

Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.

We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.

This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.

They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.

This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"

"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."

"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."

masterbatory scheming 

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
masterbatory scheming by Hylindar September 2, 2014

Masturbatory Skullduggery 

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!