MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

masterhatin

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.

Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.

by aablmd82 July 9, 2010

masterbaiter

MASTERBAITER: A MASTERBAITER is the fisherman in charge of the blessing of the bait ceremony on East Coast offshore fishing boats. This duty involves the assembling of the entire fishing crew around a large circular bait tub filled with dead herring. When the crew is fully assembled the MASTERBAITER gives the order to the crew "LET THE MASTERBAIT BEGIN" at which time the circle jerk gets busy till every last dumfuk blows a charge a spunk in the bait tub. Then they go fishin, think about it the next time yer eatin fish n chips.

MASTERBAITER Ya know Jake, i been MASTERBAITER on this ol wooden hulled girl fer eleven years now. When i first gut permoted i know fukkin well the men had bigger dicks.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

masterbait

A Term used in video games, especially in fps, when you bait someone perfectly(usually using teammates as bait).

Dogs Bolox: you friggin masterbaited.

Torque: lol, 5 kills was worth it.

by Torque! August 5, 2008

masterwait

Beating it off while you are waiting for something.

Damnit! I have 30 minutes to kill, might as well masterwait.

by super jumping sex panther April 16, 2008

Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014