The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
by SasorSauce December 15, 2022
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Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.
Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger
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Get the Masten mug.An original abbreviation for Massachusetts Institute of Technology instead of the popularly used MIT. 'Masstech' follows the pattern of referring to California Institute of Technology as 'Caltech' and Georgia Institute of Technology as 'Georgia Tech,' instead of CIT and GIT respectively.
Student 1: Did you hear about the group of mathematicians who broke the bank at Vegas last weekend?
Student 2: Yeah, they go to Masstech.
Student 2: Yeah, they go to Masstech.
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