Mariah's retoucher

When someone (mostly a celebrity) is photographed and then the photo is retouched so that the model is almost unrecognizable in a very good way, you say that they have hired Mariah's retoucher

"They have hired Mariah's retoucher for that magazinecover"

by Christine Louise March 12, 2008

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia

Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

by Skoofora November 5, 2020

Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.

Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021

Mariah's Taste in Music

Very agreeable.

Mariah's taste in music is very agreeable.

by A friend of Mariah's September 13, 2012

Mario's Discord

a location so grotesque even the pokemon Muk wouldn't go there.

Patrick : You wanna join Mario's Discord with me?

Carl: You just gave me second degree cancer

by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal

“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special”

by raul navapipi June 2, 2019

maria sofia

Maria Sofia you have a beautiful name, too bad that society does not understand it: let's abolish patriarchy! keep chasing your dreams (arjan) e non mollare perché tu sei una guerriera tu puoi tutto!

× but what name is Maria Sofia?

arjan: it's a beutiful name for goat

by ilsegreto37 November 23, 2021