Marcin Kubiak

Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.

That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Marcin CrackHead Level

Someone that is such a twat that they are universally hated by everyone.

Common traits include:

To be of slavic decent
Immature and Egotistical

Rapey towards others Partners
Leach off of others

Unemployed and lazy
Only life ambition to drink and do drugs

Compulsive liar
The inability to leave someones house

All in all a danger to the public

Mate you're so off your nut, you've reached the Marcin CrackHead Level

by Dr. Boss Boii May 27, 2019

Marcin Wojcik

A simp

You guys know that guy Marcin Wojcik? He’s such a simp.

by Njjh September 26, 2020

you ain't marcin

being the complete opposite of what is hot, sexy, irresistible, and delicious

boy you better take those skinny jeans off, you ain't marcin!

by dreadful June 30, 2009

Dirty Marcin

The act of a male having sexual intercourse with his own father and using nicknames for his (father's) cum, usually beginning with "creamy".

E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"

Ped is a Dirty Marcin!

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Marching Baritone

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

Marcia

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She is extremely loyal, trustworthy, hilarious, kind, intelligent, charming, stylish, insanely gorgeous and cute, unique and the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for. She is beautiful inside and out. Marcia's are very modest and sometimes underestimated, often surprising you with her never ending list of abilities. Marcia's also tend to be very talkative but are also great listeners and give great advice. She is easy to talk to, very approachable and makes a great leader although you may not see it. Marcia's are very helpful and giving and are great if you need a person to muck around with or cause some trouble. You are very lucky if you have a Marcia in your life, or have them as a friend. Also note, although Marcia's have their bubbly, loveable personality, they are very tough so make sure you stay on their good side. She is the girl every boy loves and every girl admires. Even with her flaws, she is perfect.

'What do you think of her?'
'Who? Marcia? Love her'

by thepersoninyourfantasies August 8, 2012