Markos

Usually the name of a stinky rapist. stereotypical...i know.

Markos stop touching up those women!! and get a wash while your at it...

by Porky's kid November 5, 2010

marakesh kebab

the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.

i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.

by seanpb March 20, 2007

Markos

Markos is usually the biggest jerk you will ever meet. They usually have very small penis. overall he can sometimes be nice, but he will usually do that because he need money for Starbucks

Dude your such a Markos

by CoralMan_xx May 19, 2020

Markos

The act of taking profit and vanishing

Don't worry, I won't pull a Markos

by The Design Community May 25, 2019

markos

markos isn’t really popular but he has something about him that makes all the girls fall in love with him. he is really funny and loves to play video games. he is super generous and nice to people too.

person 1: i cant tell if markos likes me, he’s so charming and nice!
person 2: you know he’s dating hannah right?
person 3: no they broke up yesterday maybe it’s my chance!
person 4: no i like him!

by siptheteasis April 14, 2019

Markos

a nice and wonderful boy who Is always there for his friends and is a very loving man and will destroy anyone who dares to challenge him with his eyes closed plus he is really funny

damn he really is a Markos

by -Chickenshit 101 🥵 December 10, 2020

Markos

Best looking guy in the world Egyptian prince and tall black hair nice tanned body big feet

That guy looks like a Markos i want to date him

by PrinceMarkos May 4, 2021