Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

Manscaping

"I have no idea what this is."

- Jonathan Goldsmith

Even the legend himself has no idea what manscaping is.

by JustinBiebersucks July 5, 2010

Manscaping

To trim male pubes back to a reasonable bush.

Oh man my pubes kept getting stuck in my fly so i did a little manscaping

by josh&jesse June 17, 2008

Manscaping

A word used to discribe the shaving of a Males pubic /chest/ and back hairs.

-Its pronounced like Landscaping but with a (man) instead of (land).

I got my manscaping done this evening, before she came over for the midnight snack.

by Blake Shizzle March 18, 2011

Manscaping

"I have no idea what this is"
- Jonathan Goldsmith

Even the legend himself has no idea what "manscaping" is.

by JustinBiebersucks July 8, 2010

manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals

1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010