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A "member" of a sports team who is to untalented to be an actual part of any team. The manager is often so weak that a small gust of wind knocks him or her over. Female managers are often sluts who have no future however, they give great blow jobs.
Dude 1- "Dude look at that manager." Dude 2-"I know she is such a nerd but she's a real slut."
“Where’s the Manager?” “Uhhh we don’t know.”
Manager by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019
Someone who's studied management. A manager must know everything about everything. A manager must know and have studied economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc. A synonym would be GENIUS
Guy 1: My manager's a punk !

Guy 2: That's maybe because he's more educated and richer ?

Guy 1: Why should that be a reason !

Guy 2: Uh... I think it's called jealousy ?

Guy 1: Oh ... yeah but... yeah....
manager by SzEfil02 December 16, 2008
Karen and them have a great relationship
Hey manager” “hey Karen
Manager by Yeeeeyeeeew December 11, 2019
The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"
"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"
Manager by Kill us May 6, 2020
I don’t know where to start but how about here you so sexy in every way. The way you controlling everything moving is SOo0oO hot. I loved watching you work. You show them how it’s done. We work hard we play hard.

I know we may not communicate well via text but please! Understand I went through dark aileys of depression and I’m just emerging from its shadows. Me being selfless says that’s still no excuse. Sorry to keep you waiting in suspense. I have my reasons. I was withholding my urges because I was under surveillance by 5-oh. (Ef all them hating ass b*tches Seriously F them. They ruined it for us. Bunch of crabs in a barrel. Internalized racism and misogynists. Tried to get rid of me. They don’t know nothing about love. Real love. Them petty b*tches always with the drama. Don’t know how to speak up or boss up. Only causing hostility and a disservice. Nobody defended me. They all turned against me. Between those m-rats & golden retrievers Idk what’s worse a bitch or a snitch. It’s Boss & HBIC here to run tings. They thought they’d take the cake and eat it too huh? tuh. They were all rat-at-ta-tas & lazy bones. The hustle has always been sold separately. I’m sorry to say this but thank god for the pandemic it cancelled a lot of them.) I’LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Niecka: wherever you are there I am
Boss: I LOVE YOU

Niecka: I LOVE YOU MORE. TO THE MOON AND BACK!!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY ONE AND ONLY. My confidant. My security blanket. My other half.

Boss: I want you to have my last name. Will you marry me? I wanna manager you
Niecka: Yes (papi)*cry’s painfully and hysterically*

Niecka: I can’t do this without you.
Manager by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 20, 2021