Management

A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
by Adayin December 23, 2009
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Managment

A scenario in which a person in an authoritative role is attempting to give you instructions or direction, but yet too retarded to spell their title correctly. A true urban retard.
Thank You,
Managment
by nasty dancer December 14, 2009
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Manager

Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.
She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.
by Crazyevil June 18, 2008
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management

An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.
Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.

Ralph: That’s management for you.
by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008
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Manager

The one who Karen is speaking to right now
Jake “Did you see that?”
Alex “Yah, I think that was a Karen going to speak to the manager.”
by AnAnimalThatGotAPhone October 25, 2019
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management

A major that, as a condition for acceptance, requires the applicant to be unskilled in any area of recognized professional expertise.
My dad didn't want to do any work, so he majored in management. It's company-sponsed welfare.
by Blake Martin January 21, 2004
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manage

anything someone does with a partner that is sex related
dude, i totally managed this chick last night!
by bay-bee October 05, 2007
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