marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

marijuana prohibition

It is something that still doesn't work.

Liz:Pass the bong.
Tom:What about marijuana prohibition?
Liz:What the fuck is that?

by Liz420666 October 4, 2004

marijuanathon

n. Smoking an obscene amount of marijuana.

"Hey, are you going to Greg's house to smoke this thursday?" "Yeah, it's going to be a total marijuanathon!!!"

by Smokey McGee October 4, 2005

Marijuana Legalization

The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)

Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!

Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*

by whats popping? May 4, 2010

Marijuana Cash Money

The total income or profit from dealing cannabis to customers, usually in ally ways.

"Hey bled, how did the dealin' go?" "Mate it was as usual. The cocaine sold well, but look at the marijuana cash money!"

by Nobski May 23, 2015

Marajuana

A misspelling of "marijuana".

I like marajuana and cokeain

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Marijuanaville

Marijuanaville is a parody of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, the parody was written by and performed by Mark Eddie, not Jack Black, Tenacious D, or David Allan Coe.

Idiot: LOLOLLOL!!111// DUDE I SMOKE SO MUCH POT, AND I LOVE MARIJUANAVILLE FROM JACK BLACK!!

Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)

Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!

by stickyfingersxxx April 19, 2007