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Malikai

Great person, always horny, good in bed, medium height, goofy, caring and just an all around great person and has a above average size cock.
Malikai is a great person.
by Turtle-man November 21, 2021
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Madokaism

A religion followed by a minority of anime fans
Guy 1: What's you're religion?
Guy 2: Madokaism
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Nothing
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009
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Malakai

Malakai is very cool.
by Not Malakai June 23, 2020
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Malokian

a. inhabitant or decendant of an inhabitant of malokia
b. little stupid ass banging theifs
c. decendant of the great Father Damien
are extremely stupid and cannot swim, but will get into water to steal things possibly from other malokians who drowned previously. report malokians to your local I.Q. controll office
by ha ah ha November 4, 2003
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Malikai

Above average cock with amazing personality traits medium heigh and just different type of lover then most people.
Malikai makes my heart flutter.
by Turtle-man November 21, 2021
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009
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