Majury

a majury is one in a million. most commonly found amongst friends and family with a smile on his face. brightens everyones life with his kindness. loves meeting new people as he can get on with everyone. cared for greatly. he's good with his hands, a bit of a handy man doin jobs for anyone who asks. he is someone who will do what he can to make life easier for loved ones.

then there's another kind of majury who mostly comes out at the weekend. party animal extrodinare. not someone to share secrets with. usually under the influence of some kind of substance. always the life and soul of the party and center of attention. wherever a majury is there' sure to be lots of fun and laughter

mona - what an amazing weekend!! ur so getting on like a majury. i love it!!!

marvin - yea i know its so funny? im having a fantastic time.

mona - just promise me you'll stay away from the smirnoff cause you know what happened last time.

by princess martina December 6, 2010

Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Majula

From the arabic word "مهجورة Mahjoula" (deserted or abandoned place).It's a coastal town in the game Dark Souls II which will serve as the world hub and homebase of the player. Though you may find some NPCs there, the town is a desolate place thus the name.

"Majula is often referred to as a garbage dump"
"The exiles of Drangleic were often sent Majula, which is why all the shacks and houses are so run down."

by Truth_seeker October 1, 2014

Majmundar

(n.) A type of class that very few possess naturally.

(adj.) Classy, fresh, innovative, swagtastic

(v.) To make outstanding

Shut up. I'm majmundaring my outfit.

by thuglifenumbaone August 1, 2011

mahun

marijuana, weed, cannabis, specially used in spanish

this mahun is very very good

by walt45 November 29, 2010

Madunka

Woman with an ugly ass face, but the most magnificant ass with superpowers.
Also known as man hands (she would literally give you a killer hand job)

Madunka

by PRAGER September 24, 2011

Majube

noun. An eponymous term for making both bad life choices and bad media/fic recommendations consistently and effortlessly, without any ability to improve over a long period of time. Term in use in HP fanfic discords, predominantly, named after a particularly prolific bad reccer.

That new guy is spamming dreadful reccs in #general and antagonizing the old guard. Strong majube.

by wierdfoodstuff November 30, 2021