Magoofs

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

by hollowpnt October 16, 2008

Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Magoonerbait

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

Swoop MaGoop

A person that seemingly comes out of nowhere & gets the girl/boy you were about to holla at.

So I was about to holla @ this bird when all of a sudden Swoop MaGoop came out of nowhere & cock blocked!!

by Rob Deez September 22, 2009

douche magoo

When someone is the stupidest, most sightless douchebag you have ever seen.

Verne Lundquist is the world's largest Douche Magoo

by The original Kat November 8, 2014

Malooch

n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.

This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.

by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020