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march madness

every year during march everyone gets mad horny and have sex like rabits!
DUDE! It's march madness, im so gonna do that stilf!!
by stilf lover March 12, 2005
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mad as a March hare

Crazy, insane. Refers to male hares' habit of leaping wildly about in March, their breeding season.
Calm down; you're acting mad as a March hare!
by Erin Catherine August 6, 2008
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Minor March Madness

Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape
Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos
by sheldon_o December 7, 2018
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Mad as a March hare.

May stem from the relationship between the March hare and the Mad hatter in Lewis Carols - Alice in Wonderland during the tea party.

See also: Mad As a Hatter
1) Jimbo took three E's a tab of acid a hefty snort of coke, a massive toke on the bong and for the rest of the evening was seen to be acting as mad as a March hare.

2) My grandadsd is 99 and sometimes acts as mad as a March hare.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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March madness

A month we celebrate frat boy harry styles wearing a jersey
March madness makes me appreciate Harry Styles wearing a Jersey
by Johanna... March 22, 2021
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March Madness

'Noun'

An event in which people (primarily Caucasian men dating back to 1939) complete paper brackets to win money.
"Dallas are you doing March madness this year?"
Dallas-"fuck yeah, I wouldn't miss it."
by Eazy_e06 July 25, 2016
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March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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