mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

maheera

Maheera is a girl who is very fashionable and loves James Charles and she is always insecure about herself but never shows it. Only her true friend should ask her how she is doing. She is very kind and cares of others before herself because she believes in people before herself. Sometimes if you were in a crisis situation she can give up her life for her true friend who has always been there throughout her life and shall continue to go on.

Maheera is pretty

by Sanaa Safiyna May 7, 2019

machete

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

did you know jason has a machete

by RET September 21, 2004

Maheera

Someone obsessed with Jane the Virgin and loves Justin Baldoni and she always tries to not let anyone put her down with her greatest insecurities. Every Maheera has a short best friend who she loves the most. She is also gorgeous and has a monobrow. She isn’t afraid to take risks and is usually positive and very generous..

Maheeras has a bestieee who is short.

by Sanaa Safiyna May 9, 2019