Machete momma

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020

mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004