lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

by Jay Raff420 November 21, 2009

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Tuna Lurkin

When a guy goes searching for nasty/trashy (NOT CLASSY) girls.

Bro, you should have seen the nasty girl he woke up with, guess he was out tuna lurkin' last night.

by Tiggitty December 23, 2009

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The ole lurkins

Holding your own tord online so that that you can rage post and eat hot pockets at the same time

Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go

by Infamus101 November 18, 2021

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lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 09, 2014

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