luke

they don't come like this anymore his a sexy freak

that if u ever have a chance to have the shakalacka boom boom
go for it
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 13, 2015
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Has a gigantic dong,scrotum,or overall package who uses it to punish girls at least 2 times a day!
luke you have a big dong
by she waants the d May 29, 2013
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luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.
by sghdfiogh September 15, 2008
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The act of hanging out shirtless with other men.
"Hey, we're having a poker game later, you should come. We're going to Luke after."
by Shirtless guy August 17, 2018
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To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Luke - Quotev

The hottest man ever seen on Quotev.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
by Siconix January 09, 2016
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v.
to abandon a bottled drink (usually a beer) with a considerable amount of its contents remaining.

origin:
named for a certain UF student who would open a new beer before finishing his old one, because he didn't like drinking the warm beer at the bottom of the bottle.
Dude, who luked this beer?
by The Frugie January 23, 2006
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An autistic pig fucker with a munted shape head
Guy 1"Did you see luke the other day?"
Guy 2 "Yeah he was trying to chase a pig down the street, he had his cock out and all"
by Adolphinhitya May 11, 2017
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