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lorelai

Noun, Adj.

1. A mysterious man, often a paedophile, who loves children because of the strange things they do.

2. A lover of children, who disguises his paedophilia.
" Ahh! I got molested by a lorelai! "

" That guy staring at you is a real lorelai.. "
by Alex Bennett June 11, 2006
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She's only a little bit ugly. No, that's a lie. She's very ugly.

Lorelai may try to make friends, but she always fails. That's no surprise. She's clumsy and has laughing fits at the worst times.
Guy: That's Lorelai?
Other guy: Yup.
Guy: Wow she's ugly
by The Child 123456789 21 March 15, 2019
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"is that lorelai ew she smells."
by TheGod23NP May 30, 2019
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A pale ass skinny ass weird ass bitch who is depressed. No one likes her except for her pet cockroach. She sleeps all day and only comes out at night so kids are scared of her.
Is that Lorelai?! Run!
by spookybeanz September 7, 2019
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A pale ass skinny ass weird ass bitch who is depressed. No one likes her except for her pet cockroach. She sleeps all day and only comes out at night so kids are scared of her.
Is that Lorelai?! Run!
by spookybeanz September 7, 2019
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The coolest person ever!! Her favourite person is known to be named Tori but that shall not be publicated. Okay maybe it should, Tori B’s the coolest friend to Lorelai. Lorelai also has ginger golden hair. THAT GREAT *GINGER* HAIR 👩🏼 🦰
strawberry blonde: who’s lorelai? tori: oh she’s this girl who has ginger hair!!
by ElevensBlondeWig June 4, 2021
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She's a beautiful girl and she's perfect in every way, her hair, her figure, her laugh, and her smile. Its sad she doesn't know how beautiful she is. She is a great singer and a great friend she's a one in a life time find and a friend to never let go of.who smile will light up any room. She is a girl who kicks butt. She is a very loved person every boy wants her. She has the biggest heart that never stops growing, and always has room for more to enter. She never fails to make you smile or add a little optimism to your day. Along with the endless love existing within her heart, Lorelai is a very strong individual. She is brave and fearless, and never, ever gives up. She is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. Besides her beautiful and powerful soul.
If you know a lorelai you are the luckiest person on earth
by Ilykk March 21, 2022
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