Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020

Lonika

A beautiful bold girl who is finding her way in the world. She’s full of excitement and joy but also has some inner turmoil. She’s a mystery, a beauty, and can catch the interest of many.

Silly and fun loving , her laughter will fill the air like a beautiful song.

I wanna be a Lonika

by AnonymousFrog November 22, 2021

Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 6, 2022

Lonika

A cute and beautiful girl. She breaks hearts eve though she dont want to. She has a big heart.

But her as is bigger holyy shit.

Damn i wish Lonika was mine. Id smack that ass all day.

by I like lonika April 30, 2022

Lonii

a lil hype ass nigga that has hoes and a long ass dick 😂

omg girl lonii beat this pussy down!

by wockalonii November 18, 2023

lonkish

something that is long but happens to be wonky.

that snake over there has a broken back, it looks lonkish.

by Wonkolish July 29, 2024

Lonika

oh lonika, my dear dear lonika, words cannot express how much i adore my lonika. She is very very verrry smart, extremely kind and always thrilling to be around! she specialises in rage bait! 3 cheers for Lonika, hip hip huzzah, hip hip huzzah, HIP HIP HUZZAHHHH!!!!!

Lonika, oh my sweet sweet lonika. truly an angel sent from heaven...

by Lonika September 9, 2025