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Longwood University

A place where wanna-be ladies go in order to scrape by with a mediocre education and a sub-par understanding of the material they tried for 4 years to learn.

Once an all women's college, it went coed and since then has lowered it's standards for overall student body quality, allowing common streetwalkers and slut to attend.

The "ladies" that go here are typically ugly, and more times than not socially inappropriate. They drunkenly stumble to the near-by Hampden-Sydney College to try and hit on the gentlemen there. Unless extremely drunk and desperate, the gentlemen that attend the fine institution will ignore them.

Known for their open legs and easiness, Longwood sluts are a prime target if you'd like to catch an STD or stalker. These girls will follow you around the frats, text you continuously, and drink your alcohol, all in hopes of possibly getting to suck a guy's dick.

Jealous of the true ladies that attend Sweet Briar College, Longwood sluts dress up in either one of two ways:
- In fake pearls, knockoff designer clothing, AE or Hollister (any fake preppy brand, really), too much make up
- In anything that reveals their boobs, ass, and stomach.

Instead of the classy real pearls, Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, or Lacoste.

Overall, the girls that attend this university are ones to be avoided.
"See that slut following that gentleman? That's a longwood university girl."

"Last night I got so drunk I just had to fuck something, good thing there was a longwood slut there."

"You know that girl? Becki? Total longwood slut."
by itsjustthetruth3 February 5, 2010
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LongNoodle

An Insanely famous casino player that is well known for his skills in a genre such as reme and blackjack in a MASSIVE Multiplayer Game Called GROWTOPIA, Also Well Known for his Famous Clip of him Saying The GAMER word.
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Lingwood

The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)

The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'
Person 1: I say, that fellow over there is such a Lingwood!
Person 2: Haha! Quite.
by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou June 18, 2014
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Longwordism

When people use extremely long words. AKA, they're annoying.
That guy has a sever case longwordism!

Example: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Longwoodphobia

Me: I have Longwoodphobia
Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s the fear of the longwood district
Friend: That’s understandable. I fear that district too
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Long Wood University

Ah yes Long woo uni where you can go and spend too much money! The food suck the dorms are subpar the town though is very nice. I when to long wood but hell I say STAY FAR AWAY!!! THERES LIKE NOTHING TO DO! YOU EITHER PARTY OR JOIN A FRAT!
Oh hey man what school did you go to?
I used to go Long Wood University.
Oh where is that?
Middle of no where.
by MintFox91 January 22, 2026
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