lolzorskates 

The art of laughing out loud, whilst wearing a pair of rollerskates. Can be in motion or static, either way, you're still lolzorskating.

"By george Montgomery, I do find that racist joke you told me rather amusing"
"Quite Winston, quite"
"One might say, as I am currently rollerskating, that I have my lolzorskates on"

lolzorskates by G. Bastard Zutron February 22, 2009

Lollerskittles

Something you eat after reaching a comfortable cruising speed in your lollerskates.

Jeff strapped on his lollerskates, and after outrunning the roflcopter rewarded himself by popping a few lollerskittles.

Lollerskittles by JCIIIpeat January 20, 2012

Rollerskate 

An extremely small car that has about as much engine power as a rollerskate.

"I can't believe you bought a rollerskate!"
"Yeah, well, it gets good gas mileage."

Rollerskate by mxscream November 6, 2014

Lollergate scandal 

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

Lollergate scandal by Fatboy November 18, 2003

rollerskates 

slang for ecstasy. used so that 5-0 doesn't know what you're talking about on a tapped line.

Yo, do you know anyone with rollerskates?

rollerskates by whitelady December 28, 2005

Rollerskated

When one is killed in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by someone using Commando from a long ways away. The killer looks like they are "rollerskating" to the victim while doing a knife lunge.

WTF, I just got rollerskated by that faggot from 10 yards away. Fuck this game.

Rollerskated by jtturbo February 15, 2010

rollerskates 

a type of shoe on which are four wheels, two in the front and two in the back, and a front brake. Popular in the 70s, and were replaced by rollerblades. Also, to use rollerskates.

We used to rollerskate all the time.

rollerskates by marie drake March 9, 2004