Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Lobotomy Popsicle

Lobotomy Popsicle (n.):

A euphemism for the male sexual member during the act of fellatio. This act is often accompanied by an impossibility to think, concentrate, reason, keep your toes from curling up, or (if it's a really good one and you are laying down on the bed), keep the sheets out of your ass crack.

Oh baby, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Why don't you spend some time sucking on the ol' lobotomy popsicle?

by J. Lo. September 5, 2007

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"

Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...

by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018

Lobotomy

a sexual act where one person injects ketamine into the others genitals.

rendering it unable to ejaculate or feel touch, it destroys all nerves inside.

Kevin gave Carl a lobotomy yesterday! I wonder how painful it was.

by pseud- April 28, 2023

Orbital Lobotomy

The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity.

Karin has been much more agreeable since I gave her that Orbital Lobotomy which by the way destroyed her entire frontal lobe :)

by Bobby Gonzalez September 16, 2005

Grey's Lobotomy

A derisive term for the TV programme "Grey's Anatomy"

Everybody on "Grey's Lobotomy" is as thick as pigshit

by Greg Fowler May 25, 2007