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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
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lizzard

heinous girl who thinks shes the bomb
Mike- Check out that girl
Suppa- Damn Lizzard
by Suppa February 6, 2007
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Lizzard

A burley snaggle-toothed woman who is addicted to pain medication and living off of others like a blood-sucking leech.
by beetoven September 26, 2010
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Lizzard Teats

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"
by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009
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Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis
I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!
by the junk puncher April 30, 2009
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lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.
Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.
by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008
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lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.
That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.
by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015
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