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Home of 100 thousand undereducated white folk. a place where the only ones who succeed are attending/attended a private school. you cant expect much from any public school graduate, but i do hear they have a nice class reunion at the local community collage.

Although Livonia is the whitest city in America, Livonia's black population has increased due to the recent school closings in Detroit.

Even with 100 thousand residents the cops never have to do anything worth talking about. there are about 5 things on the top 10 exciting things in the history of Livonia.

there are two sections of Livonia- South of 6 mile road and North of 6 mile road. south includes low/middle-middle class citizens and the north includes upper-middle class citizens who are still too poor to live in Canton or Northville.

Livonia consists of emos, goths, and wiggers who have nothing to rebel against and you cant forget about the preps who are too high to do anything productive in ones life.
hey, im from livonia so i must be gay
Livonia by Faux Vie January 1, 2009

livontoast 

Most likely the most incredible YouTuber to ever walk this earth. She will bring you hours of unexplainable pleasure and undeniable sexy thoughts.
Oh my freakin' god! It's livontoast from YouTube! Jesus Liv!
livontoast by bapeeeeeee October 18, 2008

livonia churchill highschool 

livonia churchill highschool is filled with theys and thems. go into any restroom and you will find the gays hooking up in the big stall and the stoners in one smoking it up. the school smells like weed and garlic. you can find people wearing the same outfit for the whole semester. the male teachers will throw A's at any girl that has the slightest bit of cleavage or stomach showing or wearing tight pants.
"you go to livonia churchill highschool "

"yes"

"no wonder it smells like tuna when you walked in"
The Action of being brutally murdered with a chain
Livonie Jerry NOW!
Livonie by peachy_boi April 1, 2022

Livonia Franklin High School

A school where teachers take smoke breaks every 15 minutes and theres more vapes then kids in the bathroom, lets not forget the drama and pick me girls like Kenzie Hardesty.
Student: Yo lemme smack ur vape

Student 2: Dude shut up you hoe ass bitch you go to Livonia Franklin High School
Livorce defines as a combination of "live-in" and "divorce." It refers to the breakup of a long-term live-in relationship. It distinguishes itself from a regular breakup because it involves the complex separation of shared assets, finances, and living arrangements, carrying the emotional weight of a divorce without the legal marriage certificate.
"When I told my coworker I was single, she said, 'Oh, plenty of fish in the sea.' I had to stop her. 'It wasn't a casual fling. It was a LIVORCE. We lived as a married couple for five years without the paper. I'm not just losing a partner; I'm losing my home and my daily routine.'"
Livorce by Livorce_Original January 19, 2026