lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

Lipton Special

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina while rotating 360 degrees at incredible speeds whilst simultaneously squirting lubricant in the air with a similar hue to Lipton Ice Tea.

Person 1 - "Oi mate, wanna Lipton Special?"
Person 2 - "Nah fuck off you dickhead"

by BigLemonMan June 23, 2023

A Lipton

A fake person.

Person1:Shelly's so cool.
Person2:Shes just putting on an act, she's a lipton.

by Truth Tree July 27, 2018

Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.

Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.

by lipton tea October 9, 2010

Urban Libtionary

A site where libtards who think they're clever come up with portmanteaus that are neither humorous nor creative.

Mental midgets usually find comfort and humor when reading the newest entries on Urban Libtionary.

by You're all pissing me off July 29, 2017

Lipton Teabag

Placing ones scrotum into a mouth full of hot water.

Hey Bill, heard you gave your wife a Lipton teabag last night!

by Chipotle Aioli January 28, 2015

lipton ice tea

josh and adam think lipton ice tea is the best drink ever because it just is.

wow that lipton ice tea is banging.

by josh mountford September 8, 2006