Linguini de Legendos

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.

A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!

by Average pasta connoisseur March 22, 2022

The linguini

The process of a group of 5 or more men dip their dongs in cheese sauce then having a "sword fight" and who ever has the most cheese left wins. The winner gets a blow job from each man.

Yeah me and my buddies had a long night of drinking and we decided to do the linguini. Jacob one so I was assigned ti suck his balls.

by YahBoy67V July 31, 2024

loose linguini

A loosew jitalian hooker that is knwn for not packing her goods. and i mean her vagina , a very loose one. It's also known as gonohorrea in the vagina.

Dude this girl had a loose linguini, so i put some red sauce on it and ate it..

by CisGender February 19, 2016

linguini

a british man operating an autistic discord server with the most mentally disturbed and gayest gabriel simps to face existence

"who the fuck is linguini"
"i dont know"

by hardened cock March 20, 2024

linguini

a person who can swear in many languages

My dude Pothi is a linguini fr

by mellosan January 15, 2023

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023