Finger My Linguini

Fml= Finger My Linguini

Almost like a “suck my dick” or “eat my ass”

Hey Charlie, finger my linguini!

by belladonna29 August 18, 2019

linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway

Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

linguini

a british man operating an autistic discord server with the most mentally disturbed and gayest gabriel simps to face existence

"who the fuck is linguini"
"i dont know"

by hardened cock March 20, 2024

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023

Linguini (ultrakill)

A specific type of ultrakill player typically in europe who posts repetitive content to youtube

"yeah man i just got done watching linguini (ultrakill)"
"oh did he finally make original content?"
"fuck no"

by faithfulfall September 1, 2025

Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022