Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

Lincoln Log

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!

by lincolnlogger69er May 7, 2009

lincoln log

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

by phillyfolk May 16, 2010

Lincoln Log

a roll of 100 pennies

What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.

by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018